Monday, September 21, 2009

BREAKING!! Top Ten List for Tonight's Letterman Show with Obama

REDINABLUESTATE NEWS FLASH!!!


I have managed to obtain the actual Top Ten List that I am told will be read on The Late Show with David Letterman in honor of President Obama's scheduled appearance. My sources tell me that Obama himself will read the list!!!

Tonight's Top Ten List -- The top ten Obama lies about the health care plan.

10 -- Anyone who opposes this plan is racist.
9 -- Adding 50 million people to the primary care system will have no impact on you.
8 -- This plan will require no additional funding, and will turn a profit in a few years!
7 -- This plan is not about a government takeover of health care.
6 -- This plan will not "add a dime" to the national debt or deficit.
5 -- There is $50 billion in waste and abuse in the Medicare system.
4 -- This plan will not increase costs paid by the middle class.
3 -- There will be no rationing of health care.
2 -- Illegal immigrants will not be covered.

And the #1 about Barack Obama lie about health care --

If you like your health insurance plan, nothing will change!!

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